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| homecoming was alright. DJ was the 300 pound lunch cashier/aid in our school. He played the most random songs ever. By random i mean ones ive never heard before, ones in other languages, ones with no words. we counted 7? hip hop songs. yeah-usher, hot in here-nelly, lean wit it rock wit it-franchise boys, candy shop? maybe and temperature and get busy? - sean paul. i only heard 3 out of the 7. Never really got into that dancing mood if u know im talking about. Music wasn't too loud, wasn't too good either. But a MAD ppl went. Got to dress up. Huge breaking circle. Me. Mike Zhang. Miten. Mikey Sullivan lol. WAYNE (the white kid who didnt kno wut he was doing). I think Justin is a little upset a certain person didn't go. haha. slept over jess ng's. watched the little mermaid. jason shun said i made retarded comments during the movie. pretty fun night i would say. | | |
| im taking a late night jog around the neighborhood. on my 4th mile i pretty tired, but i have to make it back home or i sleep on someone's lawn. its pitch black and i cant really hear anything cuz im listening to music. metaphorically, im pretty much like helen keller running around the neighborhood. I ALMOST RUN INTO A DEER. i didnt see it until i was 5 ft in front of it. i had a staring contest with it. naturally, i won the staring contest. it ran away. i ran home. | | |
| HALLOWEEN. so i come home from practice... shower... dinner... justin came over... and we went TOTing with grace and clara... we see two girls wearing pink from DOWN the street following us... wanting to scare us. this is 5 minutes after grace gets off the phone with jentai and tian sun (who wore pink to school today)... so justin and i are scared shitless... who could it possibly be?? luckily... clara used her big guns to scare the two girls before they could scare us. we trick or treating for candy/crayons/apples for about 20 minutes before grace discovers her sweater is missing. we look for her sweater for about an hour... (im really eager to use my new crayons to color). before grace found her sweater... justin walks 2 miles home cuz his parents are gay bro. we followed tradition and went to claras house for sum hot chocolate... but she didnt have any. grace leaves. then we talked about justin behind his back... and i got to use my new crayons. i drew some "clara is a about to die" pictures. i found out how to say tian's name, although i need more practice. then heres the best part of my day. i look down at my candy... and half of it is gone. i look around to see who has it. i see that jentai has more candy than i do. i went to 2x the amount of houses jentai went to... and she left with more candy than i did. jentai is a theif. to recap. i went toting for 40 min. justin ditched me. looked for a sweater for and hr. i got kicked in the balls. i lost to clara in a water chugging contest. i got my candy stolen by a freshman. i didnt start my hw until 9:30. oh yea... guys... wut happened to my apple?? and finally... "hey grace, can i talk to jentai now?" hahaha | | |
| Jeremy : I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Jeremy : I look totally ridiculous. Like why do I have to be in camouflage? So the big bad quail doesn't see me?
John: I know. Why can't we hunt something cool like a hawk or an eagle, something with some talons?
Jeremy: That'd be awesome. We could get something like big game. Even like a gorilla or a rhinoceros or a FUCKING HUMAN BEING! That'll get you jacked up.
John: That's a little heavy. John: That brings us to the question of frequent flyer miles.
Mrs. Kroeger: I want them.
Mr. Kroeger: I earned those miles.
Mrs. Kroeger:Yeah, you earned them flying to Denver to meet your whore.
Mr. Kroeger: She's not afraid to express herself sexually if that's what you mean.
Mrs. Kroeger: She's a stripper, for God's sake.
Mr. Kroeger: She is not.
Mrs. Kroeger: Her name is CHASTITY. She is WHITE TRASH, same as you. Mrs. Kroeger: You SHUT your mouth when you're talking to me! - wedding crashers
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